MR = Miroslav Rovis OS = OverSeas postman
MR: Good day. Please tell me what the matter is. OS: I dispatch packages. MR: Fine. OS: And I now have a contract from Croatian Telekom.
MR: A contract from Croatian Telekom? OS: Yes. And I would need a copy of your personal ID if you want [the package]. MR: And in the contrary? If I don't have one? OS: I return the package back. MR: Then you return the package back...
MR: Ah, erhm, and can I see what package it is about? And what is in the package? OS: A contract from Croatian Telekom. MR: A contract or a cease of a contract? OS: Well, now, I don't know what it is, that's what you should know.
MR: Well, I am not allowed to see that, and I have informed them that I don't want any kind of shipment without my explicit acquiescence. Therefore I can't receive it.
MR: But you were here a week ago, the last Thursday? In the afternoon, around 6 o'clock?
OS: But it's not the same package. [So] rather, it's a different package.
MR: Oh, well. They ought to have asked me if they wanted to send me. Who's paying for that shipment? You're from Overseas, I can see the writing on your back. OS: Yes, right.
MR: Who is paying for that shipment? I do? If they bill it on me, see, how can can they do so? I'm a man with of 2400 kn monthly income [300 euro]... and they... I really have nothing against you. OS: ...I'll return the package back, that's the best to do.
MR: I. I don't know what's inside. Can I see what's inside, without signing first? I can't, right? OS: No. MR: Why would I need that then, you see? It's a cat in a bag [Croatian saying].
MR: Everything best, stay well! OS: Everything best!